Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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