EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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