UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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