No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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