so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Holy shit dude........stairs
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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