turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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