He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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