Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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