she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
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