Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I think people are normalizing furries
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