in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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