Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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