yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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