He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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