You're my little dorito
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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