its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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