come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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