I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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