sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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