yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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