dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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