I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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