we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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