How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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