I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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