Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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