why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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