The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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