I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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