i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
