Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
