Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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