all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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