I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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