When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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