This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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