there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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