yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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