New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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