I bet he comes in French.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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