im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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