He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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