My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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