forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
