I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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