Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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