I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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