pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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