i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
