I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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