Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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