Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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