Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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