Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
